What The...?

What's a booty pop? Well, you should ask Emily! She did a perfect one. It was quite the big booty girl in a club pop! She made her butt look about 500 times bigger and got low! Dang girl! Didn't know you could get that low. You know what's funny about a booty pop? They are the weirdest looking things in the world, but guys love them. Just like booty's. Seriously. My roommates and I were talking about that yesterday. We don't think butts are cute, but guys like to pinch, slap and stare at them. What is that about? I read a post today about someone's boyfriend giving her a wedgie and then kissing her butt muscle. This girl IS LDS! I cracked up. If someone did that to me, I'd probably slap them. Guys have the weirdest obsessions in my mind. I'm not going to get into some of that though because I have people that read this that might have a heart attack if they hear it coming from me. I just don't get it.

Guys, please explain some of your obsessions to me and all the other readers. Please, enlighten us.